A letter from the founder
We build the things we wished existed.
SpiralOrbit started the way most family companies do: with a problem at the kitchen table. After a long career at Microsoft my wrists hurt every night, and a pair of wool-lined gloves one winter turned into a sewn sheepskin mitten, a patent filing, and eventually Warmwrist. I'm a designer, not a tanner or a seamster, so I found people in Tacoma who are.
The music properties came from a different itch. I wanted to see what happened when AI didn't just write a song but invented a whole band with a name, a look and a story. The wild part is that these bands get real streams. So we built the studio where anyone can make one, the jukebox where a bar can play one, and the daily channel where the world can discover one. They share one account because that is how I would want it to work.
Squatchy Picks exists because my fantasy league isn't standard, and neither is yours. Its rule from day one has been to log every prediction before kickoff and publish the grade afterward, whatever it says. That rule now applies to the whole company. If we can't prove it, we don't claim it.
Everything under this roof is still designed here, supported here, and paid for by customers rather than by selling their attention. That is the whole strategy, and we intend to keep it for the next twenty years too.
Scott Johnson
Founder and Managing Member
SpiralOrbit LLC
Scott JohnsonFounder, product design and engineering across all five properties
Melinda JohnsonCo-founder and co-inventor of the original Mouse Mitten
US Sheepskin, TacomaManufacturing partner for the Wrist Rests unit since the first production run
The SasquatchDraft Guru in residence. Wears the crown. Shows the math.